And sometimes I question my own sanity..

Great Wall X240

So I was on my way home from work today when I noticed that a great, big, ugly monstrosity of fail pulled out behind me. What was this monstrosity? It was one of the hideous creations that you see to your right.
At first glance, you may think “oh, it’s just a Toyota Prado” but you’d be wrong. This abortion is a Great Wall X240.

“Hey man, why you bagging out that car? It’s newer than yours!” I hear you say, and you’d be correct, it’s is a lot newer than my car. Infact, these only just came out. My issue is not the age of the car, nor the colour, rather the quality.

If you haven’t heard of Great Wall Motors before, feel free to have a read through the Wiki. For those too lazy to read, here’s the cliffs:

• Made in China
• Barely anything is original design – mainly sourced parts from other manufacturers
• Practically held together with blu-tac.

Now that you know the background, answer me this: who in their right mind would buy a Great Wall car?
Sure, the V240 Ute may start at $17,990, but would you buy a car that looks like a Panda with Down Syndrome?

I’m sorry to dedicate a whole post to an asian piece of shit, but after Sam told me his mate ordered a V240, I had to rant.

Maybe I’ll make it worth your time tomorrow. What’s a hot topic at the moment? Politics? Child Safety? Abortion? Oh hang on, I just covered abortion in this post. Shit happens, much like Great Wall Motors.